Friday, June 10, 2016

Are You a Troll?

Do you spend hours of your day arguing with strangers on-line? Do you ever find yourself attacking the character of others in conversations that never included you? Do you believe your views are valid while others are not? Do you commonly find yourself adding "tard" to the end of words you use? You may be a troll. Don't feel bad (if you are able to feel bad), because there is hope for even you. It was not nature's plan for you to waste away in your mother's basement, endlessly SHOUTING DOWN YOUR VICTIMS IN ALL CAPS! to prove you are right. Turn off the conspiracy websites, they are not legit references to support your arguments. These hurt your credibility, causing people to laugh at you. Learn to spell. You cannot win an argument if you can't spell or type with grammatical accuracy. Fact check yourself before posting idiotic memes to back your positions.
Finally, take a bath. Weeks of wearing the same clothes is festering bacteria in your nether regions, and just because it doesn't bother you, doesn't mean it isn't a problem.

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